I mean, f&$%, Heather. Just because you were busy reading your childhood away and you weren't awesome enough to watch Saved by the Bell after school every Tuesday (from 1989 to 1993) in your friend Jane's basement doesn't mean the rest of us can't write, too. Right? Maybe? Sh!t. Mom, why'd you let me go over to Jane's house so much? Heather O'Neill quotes Dickens, Mom, and who do I quote? Bart Simpson, Mom! And Zack effing Morris!
Anyhoo, if you're looking for the best collection of advice for writers from writers, click here now and thank me later. (If you haven't already, you will fall hard for Margaret Atwood, I promise.)