Stuck on the story for novel #2? Me too. No need to worry, though, my fellow fiction writers! The Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000 is the answer to your plot-related prayers! With help from the EPHGFG 2000, here's the log line for my soon-to-be best seller:
In a dystopian terraformed Mars, a young collector of oddities stumbles across an exiled angel, which spurs him into conflict with humanity's selfish nature with the help of a shape-shifting female assassin and her cleavage, culminating in eternal love professed without irony.
My title is The Psychomancers. What's yours?
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