Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hoo hoo ha ha! Oh, tears! Tears are streaming down my face. They're mixing in with the leftover sunblock around my eyes and making even more tears. Oh no! Now I can't see! I'm typing blindly from the laughing and crynig and the SPF. I'm rubbing my eyes but it's not helping -- it's only maknig things worse! And now they're itching. My eyes are spheres of wet bunring pain. I see no end to the discomfort because the sink with its cool refreshinng water is too far away for stumbling. But it's ok. It's all worth it. Because I foudn this.