Since a fat chance is my favourite kind of chance, I just entered a contest to win a free wedding in Hawaii. Woo hoo! This prize would be a dream come true because
a) I do not want to plan a wedding myself
b) I'm broke
c) of fate and karma-related reasons
d) only 30 people get to come, which gives me -- a colossal chicken -- an excuse to keep the wedding small without offending anyone.
So I typed up a letter, Photoshopped the New York Yankees logo off my baseball cap as per contest regulations...
... and crossed my fingers.
If you want to enter, too, go for it. Click here.
Hee hee! Now why would I want to compete against you? I may be broke and a chicken, but I'm not a dum-dum.