Because writing is hard.
Hahaha. Pulling a Crummey! Okay, I know you are genuinely worried. But nothing has gone to press yet, so you could take that particular phrase out if you really want to, no? I'm so thankful my family is a pack of heathens!
I could, but then I ask myself: What Would Jesus Do? If the dude could turn water into wine, I think he'd approve of the "JF". He just seems like totally a party kind of guy.
Okay then, I guess we know what your dad will be getting for Christmas ... the Clean-Reader: http://www.cleanreaderapp.com
THAT IS AMAZING
What it does is absolutely hilarious ... you need to check out this post about it ... http://www.romancenovelnews.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=1167:my-clean-reader-app-experience&Itemid=53
"The app is not nuanced. It can’t distinguish between chicken breasts or women’s breasts." SOLD!