Sunday, November 19, 2017

This ain't just a chair, baby. It's a mother%$#@ing Aeron

This chair is the chair, man. It has a name: The Aeron. It has three men taking credit for it, that's how money it is. I'm talking Herman Miller. I'm talking Bill “The Man” Stumpf and I'm talking Don Mother%^$*ing Chadwick. It's the "evolution of an ergonomic revolution." Forget cowboys on white horses, okay, it's gonna be a fleet of gnarling office workers riding through town on these badboys that's gonna save you.

$700 and it's all yours, baby. And if you think that's too much green, then I'll chew at you what a hotshot producer trying to swindle me once chewed at me: "If you don't invest in yourself, why would someone else ever invest in you?"

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